Trace Raises $3 Million to Solve a Problem That Doesn't Fucking Exist (Except in Consultants' Wet Dreams) Oh joy, another bunch of silicon valley wankers have convinced VCs to part with $3 million so they can "solve" the fact...

Figma and OpenAI Join Forces to Automate the Production of Utter Shitcode Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Just when I thought the internet couldn't withstand any more abuse, Figma has decided to tongue-bathe OpenAI's boots and ram Codex...

Another Bloody Startup Circle-Jerk Hits Boston Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the city was safe from caffeine-addled morons in Patagonia vests talking about "synergies," TechCrunch decides to haul its sorry arse to...

Two Fucking Days Left to Burn Your Bonus on Disrupt 2026 Listen up, you pack of dribbling startup masochists and VC-curious sheep. The ticking clock of capitalism has spoken, and you've got exactly forty-eight goddamn hours left...

Oh Fan-fucking-tastic, OpenAI's Breeding in London Now So OpenAI has decided to turn their poxy little London office into a "major research hub," which is corporate wank-speak for "we're hiring more overpaid Python monkeys to...

Oh Fucking Joy, Google Dropped Another Turd: The "Nano Banana 2" Look what the cat dragged in and vomited on my pristine server room floor. Google—those data-hoarding bastards—have unleashed the "Nano Banana 2" upon us,...

Bumble's New AI Photo Critic: Because You Can't Be Trusted to Not Look Like a Twat Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the dating apocalypse couldn't get any more dystopian, Bumble decides to unleash an artificial...

Read AI's Digital Twin: Because You're Too Fucking Incompetent to Answer Your Own Emails Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get any deeper, Read AI has gone and launched some bullshit...

Are You ‘Agentic’ Enough for the AI Era, You Useless Meatbag? Oh for fuck's sake. Silicon Valley has shat out another buzzword to make you feel inadequate about your miserable career. Apparently, being a "self-starter" or...

Oh Fucking Splendid, Another AI Circle Jerk Mistral AI and Accenture are now in bed together, which basically means some French neural network enthusiasts have decided to sell their souls to the beige-suited devil of global...