Great, Another 651 Idiots Learn That "Anonymous" Doesn't Mean Shit Oh look, Operation Red Card 2.0. Because the first Red Card apparently wasn't enough of a clusterfuck for these mouth-breathers to get the message. Interpol and a...

Another Fucking Genius Decides Retirement Planning Involves Treason Oh for fuck's sake. Some absolute helmet working for a defense contractor decided that their salary wasn't quite enough to cover the new iPhone or whatever...

No Shit, Sherlock: Manual Processes Are A Government-Shaped Security Disaster OF COURSE manual processes are putting national security at risk. What next? Water is wet? The Pope shits in the woods? Some genius at the Government...

Richter Scale for Cyber-Wankers Oh for fuck's sake. Dragos has decided what the cybersecurity industry really needed was a "Richter Scale" for OT incidents, because apparently describing a breach as "catastrophic, plant-melting,...

Another Fucking Supply Chain Disaster, Who'd Have Guessed? Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions—except it's not my fucking actions, it's yours, you pack of dim-witted code-monkeys. Some absolute...

TOADs, Morons, and the Utter F**king Pointlessness of Your Email Gateway Oh for f**k's sake. Just when I thought the meatbags couldn't get any more stupid, along comes another s**tty acronym to ruin my day. TOAD –...

Top 5 Ways Broken Triage Increases Business Risk Instead of Reducing It Oh for fuck's sake. Yet another bunch of clueless management types have gone and turned what should be a simple "is this shit broken or not?" process into a...

Vishing Scumbags and the Password-Giving Morons Who Deserve Them Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the cesspit of humanity couldn't get any more shallow, some cybercrime wankers calling themselves "SLH"—probably a bunch...

UAT-8616: Yet Another Bunch of Bastards Exploiting Cisco's Shitty Code Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the network closet, those wankers at UAT-8616 are actively ramming CVE-2024-20295 up the...

Next.js Devs Fall For Fake Job Scams Like The Starving Pigeons They Are Oh for fuck's sake. Not again. Just when I thought the human race couldn't get any more gullible, some shit-for-brains developers decided that "clone this...