OpenAI Wants 100MW of Data Center Capacity in India Because Apparently Running a Goddamn Chatbot Requires a Small Country's Worth of Electricity So here we are again. OpenAI—those wankers who brought you the digital equivalent...

Great, Another Fucking AI to Make You Feel Like Shit So some wanker who got laid off decided the world needed yet another digital overseer, because apparently having your actual boss breathe down your neck wasn't torturous...

Reliance's $110B AI "Investment": A Masterclass in Corporate Masturbation Oh, look. Another corporate press release that reads like a Viagra-fueled wet dream of a middle manager who thinks "disruption" is a personality trait....

Freeform Raises $67M to Point Lasers at Shit and Call It "AI Manufacturing" Oh, fantastic. Another fucking day, another fucking AI startup gets a dump truck of cash to "revolutionize" something that's been working fine for...

Two AI Snake Oil Salesmen Walk Into a Bar... So these two wankers, Altman and Amodei, decided to grace India's AI summit with their collective presence—the dynamic duo of "move fast and break shit" versus "move slightly slower...

For Open Source Programs, AI Coding Tools Are a Mixed Blessing (And By "Mixed" I Mean a Steaming Pile of Shit) Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought open source maintainers couldn't get more abused, here comes the AI shitstorm...

Another Bunch of Wankers "Revolutionize" On-Device AI - Hold My Fucking Beer So apparently the clowns who brought us Reface—that app that let morons paste their stupid faces onto celebrity bodies for five minutes of...

OpenAI and Reliance Team Up to Sh*t All Over Your Streaming Experience Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought binge-watching couldn't get any more infuriating, those bastards at OpenAI have decided to partner with Reliance to...

Reload Raises Pocket Change to Build Hive Mind of Digital Fuckwits Oh brilliant, another day, another AI startup crawling out of the venture capitalist rectum. This one's called "Reload" - presumably because that's what you'll be...

OpenAI's $850B Valuation: Because Fuck It, Why Not? So these clowns at OpenAI are about to close a $100 billion funding round that values the company at over $850 billion. That's right, billion with a fucking B. Not million....