Police Arrest 651 Wannabe Scammers in African Cybercrime Circle-Jerk Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I was starting to enjoy the endless entertainment of "Dear Beloved" emails and WhatsApp messages from allegedly stranded...

Microsoft Entra Accounts Getting Fucked By Device Code Vishing: Film At 11 Great. Just absolutely fucking great. Another day, another brilliant "feature" that's been weaponised by the absolute fucknuggets of the internet. This...

Texas Sues TP-Link: Because Apparently Selling Chinese Surveillance Hubs As "Routers" Is A Bad Thing Now Oh, for fuck's sake. The Texas Attorney General has finally discovered what every competent sysadmin has known since...

Another Fucking Phisher Gets Eight Years: Couldn't Happen to a Bigger Twat So some Nigerian chap named Oluwatosin Onajin - sounds like someone face-rolled a keyboard, but apparently it's real - just got eight years in federal...

Another Fucking Microsoft "Innovation": Approve/Reject Buttons That'll Make You Reject Your Career So some wanker in marketing thought it'd be a brilliant idea to put goddamn buttons right in your emails. Because apparently users...

Windows 11 Preview Builds: More Shit for Me to Deal With Oh for fuck's sakes. Just when I thought Microsoft couldn't cram any more useless bollocks into their already bloated digital corpse, they release another preview build...

How Infostealers Turn Your Shitty Credentials Into "Real" People Oh look, BleepingComputer's discovered that criminals are weaponizing your dogshit security habits to manufacture actual fake humans. Alert the fucking media. Water...

CISA Orders Feds to Patch Dell's Latest Shitshow - 'Three Days' My Arse Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. CISA's gone and added another Dell clusterfuck to their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog, and this time it's...

Microsoft's Shiny New AI Security Dashboard: Because We Weren't Fucking Miserable Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't possibly cram another goddamn dashboard into your already bloated...

Google Blocked 175 Million Play Store Shitshows in 2025 Oh, fucking wonderful. Google just released their annual "Look How Hard We're Trying" report, proudly announcing they blocked over 175 million app submissions last year....