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Adobe Acrobat now lets you edit files using prompts, generate podcast summaries

Adobe’s Fancy New Acrobat Trick: Now It Talks Back When You Ask It To So apparently Adobe Acrobat has decided it’s not enough to just be the bloated PDF wrangler from hell — now it wants to play “AI genius” too....

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 tickets now on sale: Lowest rates all year

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 — Pay Now, Cry Later Oh joy, the circus is back in town. TechCrunch is flogging Disrupt 2026 tickets like some overcaffeinated street hustler hawking knockoff phones at a bus stop. Apparently, this is...

OpenAI aims to ship its first device in 2026, and it could be earbuds

OpenAI’s First Gadget: Yet Another Bloody Smart Thing to Stick in Your Ears So apparently OpenAI — yes, those overachieving bastards who made ChatGPT and made the rest of us feel like useless meatbags — have decided that...

YouTube will soon let creators make Shorts with their own AI likeness

YouTube’s Latest Brainfart: AI Doppelgängers for Shorts Oh for f***’s sake, YouTube’s back at it again — this time with some “revolutionary” crap letting creators make Shorts using their own bloody AI likeness....

Micron Megafab Project Faces a New Hurdle as Activists Seek a Benefits Deal

Micron’s Megafab Mess: Bureaucratic Bullshit Meets Activist Headaches Right, so here’s the clusterfuck of the week: Micron — those chip-making wizards — are trying to drop a multibillion-dollar megafab in upstate New York...

The US and China Are Collaborating More Closely on AI Than You Think

The US and China Are Secretly Playing Nice With AI Research—Surprise, You Naive Bastard So apparently, while politicians on both sides of the Pacific are busy flinging digital dung at each other about “AI supremacy” and...

Irony alert: Hallucinated citations found in papers from NeurIPS, the prestigious AI conference

Irony Served Piping Hot: AI Researchers at NeurIPS Caught Using Hallucinated Citations Oh, for fuck’s sake. The crème de la crème of AI nerds—the ones who never shut up about “responsible AI” and “trustworthy...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, January 21st, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9774, (Wed, Jan 21st)

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, January 21st, 2026 — Or: Yet Another Episode of “Everything’s on Fire Again” Well, well, another bloody day in infosec hell, and the ISC Stormcast is back to remind us all that the internet is...

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CERT/CC Warns binary-parser Bug Allows Node.js Privilege-Level Code Execution

CERT/CC Warns binary-parser Bug Allows Node.js Privilege-Level Code Execution – Or: How Another Bloody Bug Ruined Everyone’s Week Oh joy, another week, another flaming mess from the land of developers who think testing is...

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LastPass Warns of Fake Maintenance Messages Targeting Users’ Master Passwords

LastPass Users Getting Phished by Dumbass "Maintenance" Scams Oh bloody marvellous, here we go again. The clowns over at the internet managed to fall for another phishing scam. This time, LastPass is warning that a bunch of shady...