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Online retailer PcComponentes says data breach claims are fake

PCComponentes vs. The Alleged Data Breach Nonsense So apparently, some genius out there decided to stir a pot of bullshit by claiming that PCComponentes—the Spanish electronics retailer—had its customer data spewed all over...

Docker’s New “Model Runner” — Because Apparently We Need Another Damn Buzzword

Docker’s New “Model Runner” — Because Apparently We Need Another Damn Buzzword Right, so Docker’s back at it again, puking out another shiny toy for developers who think they’re one YAML file away from greatness. This...

Thousands of Companies Are Driving China’s AI Boom. A Government Registry Tracks Them All

China’s AI Boom: Big Brother’s Got a Spreadsheet for That Oh for fuck’s sake, China’s gone full metal AI. The place is bursting with thousands of companies vomiting out algorithms faster than you can say “state...

Your First Humanoid Robot Coworker Will Probably Be Chinese

Your First Humanoid Robot Coworker Will Probably Be Chinese — and It’ll Probably Outwork Your Sorry Ass So, great fucking news everyone — the future’s here, and it’s got a silicone grin and a work ethic that makes you...

China’s AI Boyfriend Business Is Taking On a Life of Its Own

China’s AI Boyfriend Circus — Or How Humanity Decided to Date Its Own Code Right, strap in for this digital dumpster fire. So apparently, over in China, a bunch of lonely humans have decided that flesh-and-blood relationships...

Indian vibe-coding startup Emergent triples valuation to $300M with $70M fundraise

Emergent Bags $70M, Everyone Freaks Out Like It’s the Second Coming Oh, for fuck’s sake, another damn startup just scored a mountain of cash for teaching robots how to “vibe.” Yeah, that’s right — Emergent, some...

Humans&, a ‘human-centric’ AI startup founded by Anthropic, xAI, Google alums, raised $480M seed round

Humans& — Yet Another “Revolutionary” AI Startup With Enough Cash to Buy a Small Moon Right, so apparently a bunch of ex–Anthropic, xAI, and Google geniuses decided the planet didn’t have enough bloody AI companies, so...

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ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9772, (Tue, Jan 20th)

ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 — A Parade of Digital Dumpster Fires Well, strap the hell in, because the ISC Stormcast for January 20th, 2026, is basically a buffet of cybercrap, the kind that makes any sane...

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Tudou Guarantee Marketplace Halts Telegram Transactions After Processing Over $12 Billion

The Tudou Guarantee Marketplace Shuts the Bloody Door on Telegram Transactions Well, grab your popcorn and pour yourself a stiff drink, because the so-called “Tudou Guarantee Marketplace” has finally slammed the brakes on its...

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Add Punycode to your Threat Hunting Routine, (Tue, Jan 20th)

Add Punycode to Your Threat Hunting Routine – Because Apparently We Needed Yet Another Fucking Way to Be Tricked So apparently, the cyber assholes have found a new way to screw with everyone using this Punycode crap. You know,...