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Windows 11 KB5074109 & KB5073455 cumulative updates released

Windows 11 Updates: Because Microsoft Just Can’t Stop Poking the Bear Ah great, Microsoft has graced us with *another* round of so-called “cumulative updates” — KB5074109 and KB5073455 — for Windows 11. Because god...

Microsoft releases Windows 10 KB5073724 extended security update

Microsoft’s Latest Windows 10 “Don’t Die Yet” Patch – AKA KB5073724 Oh look, Microsoft’s back again like that zombie ex who just won’t stay buried, this time dragging an “Extended Security Update” for poor old...

New Windows updates replace expiring Secure Boot certificates

Microsoft’s “Totally Not Late” Secure Boot Update — Because Everything’s On Fire So, apparently, the geniuses at Microsoft finally woke up, spilled their lukewarm corporate coffee, and decided to roll out new Secure...

Belgian hospital AZ Monica shuts down servers after cyberattack

Belgian Hospital Gets Cyber-Kicked Right in the Servers Well, isn’t this just a steaming pile of digital crap. The Belgian hospital AZ Monica just got itself thrown into the wonderful world of cyber-chaos after some no-good...

Central Maine Healthcare breach exposed data of over 145,000 people

Central Maine Healthcare Screws the Cybersecurity Pooch (Again) Well, guess what? Yet another bunch of IT geniuses managed to let hackers stroll right through their bloody digital front door. Central Maine Healthcare (yeah, those...

Harmattan AI raises $200M Series B led by Dassault Aviation, becomes defense unicorn

Harmattan AI Bags $200M and Becomes a Flying Fucking Unicorn Well, look at this flaming pile of venture capital glory — Harmattan AI just scraped together a goddamn $200 million Series B, because apparently lighting stacks of...

A New Jersey lawsuit shows how hard it is to fight deepfake porn

The Miserable Clusterfuck of Fighting Deepfake Porn So apparently, in the great state of New Jersey, some poor bastard figured out that some malicious tech goblin slapped their face onto porn using AI deepfake magic, and...

Google’s Gemini to power Apple’s AI features like Siri

Google’s Gemini to Power Apple’s Siri — Because Apparently Hell Froze Over Well, would you look at that — the gods of tech hypocrisy have finally decided to spoon each other. Apple, the holier-than-thou privacy priest, is...

Amazon says 97% of its devices can support Alexa+

Amazon Brags That 97% of Its Crap Now Talks Back With Alexa Oh great, Amazon’s at it again. Apparently, 97% of their shiny plastic junk now “supports Alexa.” Wonderful. Now my bloody toaster will argue with me about the...

Anthropic’s new Cowork tool offers Claude Code without the code

Anthropic’s New Cowork Tool: Because Apparently You’re Too Bloody Lazy To Code So, Anthropic — those clever bastards behind Claude — have decided that typing code is just too damn much work for the delicate tech crowd...