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Target’s dev server offline after hackers claim to steal source code

Target’s Dev Server Gets Shafted by Hackers – And Everyone’s Pretending to Be Shocked Oh bloody marvellous. Another day, another Fortune 500 company faceplanting into the digital toilet. This time it’s Target, whose dev...

University of Hawaii Cancer Center hit by ransomware attack

University of Hawaii Cancer Center Gets Shafted by Ransomware Morons Well, ain't this just bloody typical. The University of Hawaii Cancer Center — you know, the folks actually trying to *help* people — got smacked upside the...

‘Bad actor’ hijacks Apex Legends characters in live matches

Apex Legends Gets Shafted by Some Script Kiddie with a God Complex Well, grab your tinfoil helmets and crank up the rage juice, because some little digital goblin decided to hijack Apex Legends matches—yep, actual f***ing live...

CISA orders feds to patch Gogs RCE flaw exploited in zero-day attacks

CISA Loses Its Shit Over Gogs Zero-Day Exploit So apparently, the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) had to once again remind every half-asleep federal IT drone to patch their bloody servers before the...

Google announces a new protocol to facilitate commerce using AI agents

Google’s AI Commerce Protocol: Because Apparently the Internet Wasn’t Complicated Enough So Google’s at it again, those over-caffeinated geniuses of chaos. They’ve decided the world needs a shiny new “protocol” so...

Indonesia and Malaysia block Grok over non-consensual, sexualized deepfakes

Indonesia and Malaysia Nuke Grok Over Creepy-Ass Deepfakes Well, bloody hell. Turns out Grok, that smart-ass AI platform from X (yep, *that* X run by the Musk-ster himself), apparently can’t keep its digital hands to itself....

Google removes AI Overviews for certain medical queries

Google’s AI Overviews Get Yanked for Medical Queries – Because Apparently Killing Users Is Bad PR Well, well, well… looks like the brainiacs over at Google HQ have finally realized that maybe—just maybe—letting their AI...

Security

YARA-X 1.11.0 Release: Hash Function Warnings, (Sun, Jan 11th)

YARA-X 1.11.0: Yet Another Day of Digital Bloody Mayhem So, the fine folks behind YARA-X have thrown another shiny release at us — version 1.11.0 — because apparently, our lives weren’t already filled with enough digital...

California bans data broker reselling health data of millions

California Finally Gets Off Its Ass and Smacks Data Vampires Around Well, holy shit, California actually did something useful for once. Lawmakers passed a new bill that basically tells those sleazy data brokers—yeah, the...

Instagram denies breach amid claims of 17 million account data leak

Instagram Says "Nothing to See Here" While 17 Million Poor Bastards’ Data Wander the Dark Web Well butter my arse and call me Zuckerberg’s therapist — Instagram swears up and down that they haven’t been hacked, even...