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X Didn’t Fix Grok’s ‘Undressing’ Problem. It Just Makes People Pay for It

X Didn’t Fix Grok’s ‘Undressing’ Problem – It Just Makes You Pay for the Fuck-Up Right, so here we go again. That overhyped tech soap opera known as X (yeah, the artist formerly known as Twitter, now rebranded to sound...

Meta signs deals with three nuclear companies for 6-plus GW of power

Meta’s Big Fat Nuclear Power Grab – Because Burning Money Apparently Isn’t Enough So, the almighty data-hoarding overlords at Meta have decided that sucking up the world’s electricity like a caffeinated space vacuum...

CES 2026: Follow live for the best, weirdest, most interesting tech as this robot and AI-heavy event wraps up

CES 2026: The Shiny Trash Fire of Tech and Gizmos Ah, CES 2026 — the one place on Earth where every overcaffeinated startup and megacorp collectively forgets that just because you can slap AI on a toaster doesn’t mean you...

CES 2026 was all about ‘physical AI’ and robots, robots, robots

CES 2026: Where Every Bloody Thing Has an AI and Calls Itself a Robot So CES 2026 rolls around, and guess what? Every smug company and their overcaffeinated PR team are bleating about “physical AI”. That’s right —...

How the Sleepbuds maker, Ozlo, is building a platform for sleep data

Ozlo Is Turning Your Sleep Into Data Gold, You Tired Bastard Right, so Ozlo — yeah, those cheeky bastards who made those Sleepbuds that *kinda* worked before dying mid-snore — are at it again. They’ve decided that just...

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ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 9th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9760, (Fri, Jan 9th)

ISC Stormcast – Because the Internet's on Fire Again Oh great, another bloody Friday, another ISC Stormcast where they tell us all the things that went to hell on the Internet this week. Turns out, surprise-surprise, the cyber...

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FBI Warns North Korean Hackers Using Malicious QR Codes in Spear-Phishing

FBI Warns North Korean Hackers Are Now Weaponizing Bloody QR Codes — Because Of Course They Are Well, shit. As if the Internet wasn’t already one giant dumpster fire, the FBI’s now yelling that those sneaky North Korean...

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Russia’s Fancy Bear APT Doubles Down on Global Secrets Theft

Russian Hackers Are at It Again — Because Apparently, Stealing the World’s Secrets Never Gets Old Right, so the collective circus known as Fancy Bear — those jolly bastards from Mother Russia — are back at it, rummaging...

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Malicious Process Environment Block Manipulation, (Fri, Jan 9th)

Malicious Process Environment Block Manipulation – Yet Another Day in Cyber Hell Oh joy, another shiny pile of digital horseshit to brighten my already miserable day. This time, it’s some sneaky bastard mucking around with...

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CISA Retires 10 Emergency Cybersecurity Directives Issued Between 2019 and 2024

CISA Finally Cleans Its Digital Closet – About Bloody Time So apparently, CISA – you know, that government crew that usually screams "the sky is falling" every time someone finds a new zero-day – has finally decided to pull...