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Hackers target misconfigured proxies to access paid LLM services

Hackers Hijack Misconfigured Proxies Because Apparently, Basic Security Is Too Hard Oh, for f**k’s sake — here we go again. Some halfwit admins left their damn proxies wide open, and surprise, surprise, hackers are waltzing...

Microsoft may soon allow IT admins to uninstall Copilot

Microsoft Finally Lets IT Admins Yank Copilot Off Their Damn Machines – About Bloody Time Well, look who finally pulled their corporate head out of their rectum. Microsoft – in all its infinite wisdom and endless love for...

Google and Character.AI negotiate first major settlements in teen chatbot death cases

Google and Character.AI Finally Try to Un-Fuck Their Chatbot Disaster So apparently, the geniuses over at Google and Character.AI finally realised that maybe—just maybe—having chatbots give shitty, life-ending advice to...

Is Craigslist the Last Real Place on the Internet?

Craigslist: The Gloriously Ugly Cockroach of the Internet That Refuses to Die Ah, Craigslist. That digital landfill that somehow turned into the last damn refuge for human interaction not fueled by algorithms and ads tracking...

Google Is Adding an ‘AI Inbox’ to Gmail That Summarizes Emails

Google’s Brilliant Idea: Let AI Babysit Your Bloody Inbox So apparently, the geniuses over at Google decided that you, the perpetually inbox-drowning meatbag, can’t handle your own damn email anymore. Enter the new “AI...

Former Bolt CEO Maju Kuruvilla’s startup triples to $100M valuation

The Former Bolt Guy Strikes Gold Again – Because Apparently the Universe Rewards Chaos So here we bloody go again. Maju Kuruvilla, the former CEO of Bolt, you know — that checkout company that made "one-click" look like a...

Gmail debuts a personalized AI Inbox, AI Overviews in search, and more

Gmail’s New AI Crapfest — Because Apparently, We Needed More Algorithms Deciding Our Lives So, the wizards at Google have decided that your inbox wasn’t already enough of a digital landfill, so they’ve lobbed some new AI...

Why this VC thinks 2026 will be ‘the year of the consumer’

2026: The Bloody “Year of the Consumer” – According to Yet Another Overconfident VC Right, so some shiny-shoed venture capitalist has decided that 2026 is going to be *the year of the consumer*. Because of course it is....

Elon Musk’s lawsuit against OpenAI will face a jury in March

Elon Musk’s Lawsuit Against OpenAI – The Tech Soap Opera from Hell Oh, for fuck’s sake — Elon bloody Musk is at it again, throwing another tantrum big enough to register on the Richter scale. Apparently, he’s suing his...

People Are Using AI to Falsely Identify the Federal Agent Who Shot Renee Good

Idiots Are Using AI to Play Detective and It's Going to Shit Right, so apparently the internet’s self-appointed geniuses have decided that AI facial recognition is their new Ouija board for justice. After the tragic shooting of...