Seriously?! Another Breach... Business Council of New York State? More Like Business Council of *Insecure* New York State. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's the Business Council of New York State getting their asses...

Microsoft Screws Up *Again* - You're Welcome Seriously? Microsoft Breaks Windows Recovery, Reset. AGAIN. Oh, joy. Another month, another clusterfuck from the clowns in Redmond. Apparently, their August security updates – you...

Inotiv Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? *Another* Pharma Firm. Oh, joy. Inotiv, a contract research organization – basically lab rats as a service – got hit with ransomware. Shocking, absolutely shocking. They discovered...

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. Another OpenAI "Release" Right, listen up. Because apparently some people still care about this shit. OpenAI shoved out a new ChatGPT plan – GPT-4o, or whatever the hell they’re...

Ollama on EC2? Seriously? Ugh. Fine. Here's the Deal with Ollama and AWS So, some people apparently think it’s a *good idea* to run large language models – specifically Ollama with an OpenAI GPT-OSS 20B model – on an Ubuntu...

Elastic Defend EDR: Another Fucking Security "Crisis" Elastic Defend EDR: Another Fucking Security "Crisis" Oh, joy. More security theatre. Apparently some outfit called “Countercept” decided Elastic’s Defend EDR had a...

Microsoft Teams is STILL broken, you absolute clowns. Microsoft Teams "Couldn't Connect" Error? Seriously?! Oh joy. Microsoft finally acknowledged that Teams has been randomly refusing to connect for some users. Like we haven’t...

Okta's "Generosity" - Ugh. Seriously? Okta Open Sources Auth0 Rules. Big Whoop. Right, so Okta – finally – decided to share a bunch of pre-built rules for detecting dodgy shit happening in their Auth0 service. Like, it took...

PyPI Finally Does Something Useful (Don't Get Excited) Seriously? *Now* They Fix This Shit? Okay, look. PyPI – yeah, the Python package index, for those of you living under a rock – finally decided to address a security flaw...