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The biggest cybersecurity and cyberattack stories of 2025

The Biggest Cybersecurity F**k-Ups of 2025 – A Beautiful Dumpster Fire Ah, 2025 – the year the internet collectively decided to pull down its digital pants and moon security best practices. According to BleepingComputer’s...

OpenAI is offering $20 ChatGPT Plus for free to some users

OpenAI’s Freebie Circus: “Congrats, You’re Randomly Chosen to Get What Others Pay For” So, apparently, OpenAI decided to play Santa this week and toss out ChatGPT Plus subscriptions like a half-baked corporate raffle....

Hackers Are Having a Bloody Field Day with Microsoft’s Copilot Studios “Connected Agents” Feature

Hackers Are Having a Bloody Field Day with Microsoft’s Copilot Studios “Connected Agents” Feature Well, fuck me sideways — Microsoft managed to roll out another shiny “AI innovation” that’s practically begging to be...

The phone is dead. Long live . . . what exactly?

The Phone is Dead. Long Live Whatever the Hell Comes Next. So, apparently, the shiny rectangle we’ve all been glued to for the past fifteen bloody years is finally getting tossed into the technological dustbin. The TechCrunch...

AI-Powered Dating Is All Hype. IRL Cruising Is the Future

AI-Powered Dating: The Bloody Joke That Keeps on Swiping Right, let’s cut the crap. This article basically rants about how the whole bloody idea of AI swooping in to “fix” dating is just another load of digital horseshit....

Investors predict AI is coming for labor in 2026

AI’s Coming for Your Bloody Job – and Investors Are Popping Champagne Well, strap in and grab a drink, because another year brings another pile of Silicon Valley bullshittery, and this time, it’s investors drooling over the...

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U.S. Treasury Lifts Sanctions on Three Individuals Linked to Intellexa and Predator Spyware

U.S. Treasury Decides Spies Aren’t *That* Bad — Sanctions Lifted, Sanity Lost So, the U.S. Treasury — in yet another dazzling display of government-level WTFery — has decided to lift sanctions on three people previously...

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Researchers Spot Modified Shai-Hulud Worm Testing Payload on npm Registry

Researchers Catch Another Digital Sandworm — the Shai-Hulud Worm Throws a Tantrum on npm Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Some cyber arseholes have decided that the world wasn’t diseased enough, so they’ve cobbled together...

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IBM Warns of Critical API Connect Bug Allowing Remote Authentication Bypass

IBM Screws Up Again — The Almighty API Connect Clusterfuck Well, strap in folks, because IBM has once again managed to set the IT world on fire — and not in the “innovative technology” kind of way, but more like “holy...

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Contrarians No More: AI Skepticism Is on the Rise

Contrarians No More: The Great AI Reality Slap Right, so apparently the love affair with AI is hitting the bloody rocks. All these shiny-suited tech evangelists spent the last few years banging on about how AI would save humanity...