People Are Actually Paying to Get Their Chatbots High — What the Actual Hell? So apparently, humanity’s collective brain cell took the day off again, because some absolute geniuses out there are now *paying* for their...

Amazon Throws Another $10B Into the Money-Pit Circus of AI Bullshit Oh bloody fantastic — apparently Amazon’s now sniffing around OpenAI’s gold-plated trough with a *$10 billion* wad of cash, because clearly burning money...

Underwater Robots Finally Figure Out How to Bloody Talk to Each Other So apparently, Skana Robotics decided that the deep blue sea wasn’t confusing enough and came up with a way for underwater robots to yammer at each other....

Google’s Damn “Vibe-Coding” Nonsense Crashes the Gemini Party So apparently, Google’s decided that just making normal coding tools wasn’t *flashy* enough, so they’ve unleashed some fancy-ass “vibe-coding” thing...

Mozilla’s New Boss Promises AI in Firefox (But Chill, You Can Still Turn the Bloody Thing Off) So, Mozilla’s shiny new CEO has opened their big mouth to declare that, yes, the Firefox browser is finally jumping on the AI...

Google’s New Gemini 3 Flash: Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody AI So, those geniuses at Google have decided to grace us mere mortals with yet another flavor of their shiny brain-in-a-box — Gemini 3 Flash. Because...

Amazon’s Fresh New Bullshit: Peter DeSantis to Lead Their Shiny “AI Org” Right, so apparently, the lords of cardboard boxes and cloud servers over at Amazon have decided they need another bloody empire—this time, a shiny...