Windows 11 Canary Build 28020.1362 – Another Day, Another Bloody "Upgrade" Well, buckle the hell up because Microsoft’s farted out another Canary build – 28020.1362 – for that tortured abomination they call Windows 11...

VS Code 1.107 — Now with Chatty Bastards and Background Chaos So, Microsoft’s Visual Studio Code just dropped version 1.107, and holy flaming servers, they’re cramming in *even more* AI crap. Because what the hell else do...

UserLock 13.0: Yet Another Bloody Attempt to Save the Idiots From Themselves Oh great, here we go again — another shiny little update for the poor bastards still chained to Active Directory. The geniuses at IS Decisions just...

European Authorities Nuke Ukrainian Call-Center Scam: About Bloody Time! So here’s the latest bundle of digital idiocy for you — the European law crowd finally pulled their collective thumbs out and took down a massive...

Microsoft Throws Old Mobile Devices into the Digital Dumpster – Because Of Course They Bloody Did Well, well, well… looks like Microsoft’s decided to play Tech Grim Reaper again. This time, they’re swinging the banhammer...

The Hidden Sh*tstorm Behind Virtualization – Why Hypervisors Are the New Ransomware Playground Right, gather ‘round, you miserable lot. Apparently, we’ve built the digital equivalent of putting all our golden eggs in one...

Cyber Chaos in Venezuela: The Oil Giant Gets Digitally Punched in the Face Well, what a bloody surprise — another giant corporation trips over its own shoelaces and gets its digital ass kicked. This time, it’s Venezuela’s...

Hackers Are Wrecking Fortinet Boxes (Again) – Because Patch or Die Apparently Well, surprise, surprise — the cyber-shitshow continues. Fortinet just patched some authentication bypass flaws, and guess what the hell happened...

Texas Tells TV Makers to Go to Hell for Spying on Users Well, it finally bloody happened. The great state of Texas has lost its collective patience and decided to sue a bunch of so-called “smart” TV makers — that’s...