Oh, Joy. A Critical Flaw in *How We Rate* Vulnerabilities.

Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the whole system for scoring vulnerabilities – CVSS, yeah, that one – has a gaping hole in it. Some researchers figured out that if an attacker can control certain environmental factors during exploitation (like network configuration or user privileges), they can artificially inflate the score of a vulnerability to make it look way more serious than it actually is. Like taking a pebble and claiming it’s a goddamn boulder.

Specifically, this mess revolves around how “Attack Complexity” and “Privileges Required” are calculated. Clever attackers can manipulate these metrics to push a low-severity bug into “Critical” territory, causing panic, wasted resources, and probably a whole lot of pointless patching. Because *of course* they can.

The article highlights that this isn’t some theoretical problem; it’s been happening. They found examples in real-world CVEs where the score was inflated due to these shenanigans. So now everyone is scrambling to re-evaluate scores, and vendors are probably sweating bullets because their entire risk assessment process is potentially bollocks.

The fix? More nuanced scoring, apparently. And a whole lot of manual review. Because automating security clearly wasn’t working out so well in the first place, was it? Honestly, I’m starting to think we should just shut everything down and go live in caves. It would be less work.

Source: Dark Reading – Critical Flaw in CVE Scoring

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You know, reminds me of the time a junior sysadmin insisted a script he wrote was “99.9% reliable” after it took down production for six hours. Turned out that 0.1% included a critical edge case involving Tuesdays and leap years. People are idiots. Utterly, completely, infuriatingly *idiotic*.

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