Month: August 2025

Chanel's Mess - Courtesy of Some Incompetent Vendor Oh, *Wonderful*. Chanel Got Bit. Again. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Chanel – yes, the overpriced handbag people – is sending out breach...

Seriously? Another Fucking Vulnerability... Oh, Joy. A Critical Flaw in *How We Rate* Vulnerabilities. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the whole system for scoring vulnerabilities – CVSS, yeah, that one – has a...

Python Supply Chain? Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care About Python Packages Right. So, after years of letting developers just blindly `pip install` whatever shiny garbage they find on the internet, some people are finally noticing...

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... ShinyHunters Again. Right, listen up. Apparently, the dumpster fire known as "ShinyHunters" – a bunch of script kiddies who think they're hot shit – managed to...

Ugh, Seriously? This AI Crap: A Waste of Time Right, so some poor sod at Talos thought it would be a *brilliant* idea to let an LLM (Large Language Model – don't even get me started on the buzzwords) write code for them. What...

Ugh, Another Doom & Gloom Report Seriously? The US is Turning Into a Fucking Dictatorship (Apparently) Right, so some guy named Ron Deibert – founder of Citizen Lab, which mostly just finds spyware everyone already kinda knew...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? SocGholish is *still* a problem. Right, so some morons are still getting phished through legitimate-looking ad tools. Apparently, these "tools" – and I use that term loosely because anyone using...

Ugh, More Crypto Bullshit Seriously? *Now* They Care About Crypto Laundry? Right, so the founders of Samourai Wallet – a crypto mixer that basically let scumbags wash their dirty digital money – finally copped a plea deal....

Ugh, Another Cloud Screwup Seriously? Amazon ECS is a Mess. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who actually bother to *look* at code) found a gaping hole in Amazon Elastic Container Service (ECS). Basically, if you're...

Air France-KLM: Another Fucking Data Breach Seriously? Air France-KLM Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Air France-KLM is telling people their data might be compromised after a breach. What a shocker....