Month: October 2025

Microsoft's Voice Clone: A Disaster, Obviously Oh, *Great*. Microsoft Did Something Stupid. Again. Right, so Microsoft decided it was a brilliant idea to let anyone clone voices with just three seconds of audio. Three. Seconds....

UAT-8099: Another Fucking Headache UAT-8099: Seriously? More of This Shit. Oh, joy. Another cybercrime group, this one calling themselves UAT-8099 (like anyone actually *cares* about their stupid name), is being a pain in my...

BCIs - Don't Even Get Me Started Brain-Computer Interfaces: Seriously, What Could *Possibly* Go Wrong? Oh joy. Another bleeding-edge tech promising the world and delivering a steaming pile of potential security disasters. This...

Jaguar Land Rover: A Fucking Mess Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover, Still Getting Pwned. Oh joy, another car company realizing security isn't optional. Apparently, Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) is still dealing with the fallout from a...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Rhadamanthys is STILL a Problem. Right, so some malware author – probably living in their mom's basement – decided that Rhadamanthys Stealer wasn’t annoying enough. This piece of crap...

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some absolute moron decided to use a DNS server – a fucking DNS server – as a command and control (C2) infrastructure for malware....

Ugh, More Kids Ruining Everything Seriously? *Teenagers*? Right, so listen up. Apparently, the Dutch authorities just hauled in two teenagers – yes, you read that correctly, barely out of diapers – for allegedly running...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Scattered Lapsus$ is *Back* Oh joy. That goddamn crew – the ones who were supposedly busted after all that teenage drama and doxxing bullshit with Microsoft, Nvidia, and a whole heap of other...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how hackers work. Like it's not obvious. The Dark Reading virtual event – because...