Month: February 2026

TrustedInstaller Discovers New Ways to Fuck Up Your Day During OOBE Oh look, another Wednesday, another Windows 11 update that shits itself like a toddler who discovered laxatives. This time it's TrustedInstaller.exe deciding to...

ERC-8004: Because What AI Really Needed Was More Blockchain Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the tech world couldn't get any more wank, some bright spark has decided that what AI agents really need — and I...

PowerShell 7.7, Windows OpenSSH, and DSC v3.2: Fresh Hell for the Digital Masochist Oh look, Microsoft shat out another trio of updates like a dyspeptic goose. PowerShell 7.7 drops with all the grace of a pregnant buffalo, now...

Microsoft's Anti-Phishing Engine Achieves Self-Awareness, Decides All Human Communication Is Phishing Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. On what was otherwise a perfectly good Wednesday, Microsoft's Defender team decided to...

SmarterMail Flaws Weaponized at Ludicrous Speed, World Shocked That Admins Still Can't Find Their Arse With Both Hands Oh joy. Another morning, another critical mail server vulnerability being passed around Telegram like herpes...

AI Platforms: The New Malware Playground, For Fuck's Sake So some security researchers with too much time on their hands have gone and proved what any decent cynic already knew - those bloody AI platforms that management are...

Honeywell CCTV Auth Bypass: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Imminent Compromise Right, so some shower of bastards at Honeywell have outdone themselves. Their CCTV systems - you know, the ones guarding airports,...