Month: February 2026

Another Bloody Stormcast, Another Bloody Disaster Oh for fuck's sake. It's Wednesday, February 25th, 2026, and guess what? The SANS Internet Storm Center has dropped another sodding podcast detailing the latest clusterfuck of...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, CISA Says FileZen is Getting Raped by Script Kiddies Again CISA has gone and dropped CVE-2026-25108 into their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog because apparently you lot can't be trusted to run a...

SolarWinds Does the Bare Minimum, Expects a Fucking Parade Oh look, it's that time again. SolarWinds—the same bunch of incompetent shitweasels who brought us the SUNBURST clusterfuck that compromised half the goddamn...

Great, Another 651 Idiots Learn That "Anonymous" Doesn't Mean Shit Oh look, Operation Red Card 2.0. Because the first Red Card apparently wasn't enough of a clusterfuck for these mouth-breathers to get the message. Interpol and a...

Another Fucking Genius Decides Retirement Planning Involves Treason Oh for fuck's sake. Some absolute helmet working for a defense contractor decided that their salary wasn't quite enough to cover the new iPhone or whatever...

No Shit, Sherlock: Manual Processes Are A Government-Shaped Security Disaster OF COURSE manual processes are putting national security at risk. What next? Water is wet? The Pope shits in the woods? Some genius at the Government...

Richter Scale for Cyber-Wankers Oh for fuck's sake. Dragos has decided what the cybersecurity industry really needed was a "Richter Scale" for OT incidents, because apparently describing a breach as "catastrophic, plant-melting,...

Another Fucking Supply Chain Disaster, Who'd Have Guessed? Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions—except it's not my fucking actions, it's yours, you pack of dim-witted code-monkeys. Some absolute...

TOADs, Morons, and the Utter F**king Pointlessness of Your Email Gateway Oh for f**k's sake. Just when I thought the meatbags couldn't get any more stupid, along comes another s**tty acronym to ruin my day. TOAD –...

Top 5 Ways Broken Triage Increases Business Risk Instead of Reducing It Oh for fuck's sake. Yet another bunch of clueless management types have gone and turned what should be a simple "is this shit broken or not?" process into a...