Month: February 2026

Microsoft adds Copilot data controls to all storage locations

Microsoft's Copilot Data Controls: A Turd Polished to a Fine Sheen Oh, for fuck's sake. Microsoft has finally deigned to give us mere mortals some semblance of control over our own goddamn data in Copilot. After months of...

CarGurus data breach exposes information of 12.4 million accounts

CarGurus Data Breach: 124 Million Users Shat On Via Some Other Fucker's Cloud Database Oh brilliant. Just what we fucking needed. CarGurus, that digital cesspool where mouth-breathers go to haggle over rusted death traps, has...

How AI agents could destroy the economy

How AI Agents Could Fuck the Economy Six Ways from Sunday Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more spectacularly boneheaded, some bright spark at TechCrunch decides to pen a love letter to our...

5 days left to lock in the lowest TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 ticket rates

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Yet Another Circle Jerk for the VC-Addled Masses Oh look, five whole fucking days left to lock in the "lowest" ticket rates for TechCrunch Disrupt 2026. Because nothing screams "innovation" quite like a...

Spotify rolls out AI-powered Prompted Playlists to the UK and other markets

Spotify's AI Playlists: Because Fuck Your Musical Taste, That's Why Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Spotify's decided the world needs another algorithmic boot to the face, so they're rolling out their AI "Prompted...

Guide Labs debuts a new kind of interpretable LLM

Guide Labs Debuts "Interpretable" LLM—Because Apparently Now We Need AI That Thinks Out Loud So Users Can Still Ignore It Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, Guide Labs...

Google’s Cloud AI leads on the three frontiers of model capability

Google's Cloud AI Lead Spouts More Marketing Wank About Model "Frontiers" Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more tedious, some twat from Google's Cloud AI division decides to grace us with their...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Monday, February 23rd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9820, (Mon, Feb 23rd)

Another Fucking Week, Another Cascade of Security Shitshows Oh, look who's back for their weekly dose of cybersecurity trauma. It's Monday, February 23rd, 2026, and the threat landscape looks exactly like my will to live: fucking...

Security

Malicious npm Packages Harvest Crypto Keys, CI Secrets, and API Tokens

Another Day, Another Shitload of Moronic Developers Getting Wallet-Fucked by npm Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some bright spark developers have been blindly typing npm install like it's a fucking prayer button, and...

Security

How Exposed Endpoints Increase Risk Across LLM Infrastructure

Exposed LLM Endpoints: A Shitstorm of Biblical Proportions Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another pack of braindead developer wombats have decided that security is what happens to other people. According to some bleeding-heart...