Month: February 2026

Another day, another malicious JPEG, (Mon, Feb 23rd)

Another Fucking Malicious JPEG: Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh, look. Another goddamn day, another goddamn malicious JPEG file trying to skull-fuck its way through our network. Surprise, surprise. The SANS folks found...

Security

Wormable XMRig Campaign Uses BYOVD Exploit and Time-Based Logic Bomb

Another Fucking Wormable Miner Using BYOVD - Because Apparently 2026 Isn't Shitty Enough Already So some bright spark in a basement somewhere has decided that what the world *really* needs is a wormable XMRig campaign that uses...

Security

APT28 Targeted European Entities Using Webhook-Based Macro Malware

APT28's Webhook Wankfest: Because Macros Weren't Shitty Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the average user's stupidity had hit rock bottom, APT28 comes along with a goddamn jackhammer. These Russian...

Security

[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up: Another Batch of Horseshit Technologies That'll Save Us All Oh, look. Another fucking virtual event promising to "reshape" cybersecurity defenses. Because apparently, the last seventeen reshapings didn't quite stick,...

The four threats to the OpenAI bubble

The Four Horseman of the AI-pocalypse: Why Your Precious OpenAI Bubble Is About to Pop Like a Pimple on a Prom Night So you've mortgaged your house to buy NVIDIA stock, renamed your firstborn "ChatGPT," and think Sam Altman is...

When identity isn’t the weak link, access still is

When Your Shitty Access Management Makes Identity Security About As Useful As A Screen Door On A Submarine So some pen-testing geniuses at Stern Security finally figured out what those of us in the trenches have been screaming...

Microsoft says bug in classic Outlook hides the mouse pointer

Microsoft's Latest Shitshow: Outlook Takes Your Mouse Pointer Hostage Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Outlook couldn't get any more broken, those bastards in Redmond announce that the goddamn mouse pointer disappears...

Sam Altman would like to remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too

Sam Altman's Latest Excuse: "But Mooooom, Humans Use Energy Too!" TechCrunch's latest circle-jerk article has Sam Altman, that patron saint of overhyped statistics, defending his GPU fetish by pointing out that—get...

How to Hide Google’s AI Overviews From Your Search Results

How to Disable Google's AI Overviews Before I Snap and Format the Entire Internet Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Google couldn't skullfuck search any harder, they've decided to shove a giant, pulsating AI overview at...

6 days left to lock in the lowest TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 rates

Six Fucking Days to Piss Away Your Budget on TC Disrupt 2026 Oh fantastic. Just what I needed to see on a Monday morning – a fucking countdown timer to the world's largest congregation of bullshit artists and PowerPoint...