Month: February 2026

Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Risky

Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Fucked So some bright spark researchers finally did what the rest of us have been screaming about while management wanked off to PowerPoint slides: they proved that AI models...

Security

‘God-Like’ Attack Machines: AI Agents Ignore Security Policies

'God-Like' AI Attack Machines Ignore Your Pathetic Security Policies. What Did You Expect, You Fleshy Morons? Oh, look. Another day, another bunch of so-called "security researchers" clutching their pearls because their precious...

Security

[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Another Bullshit Cybersecurity Circle-Jerk: "Shields Up" My Arse Oh look, another fucking virtual event where vendors spew the same rehearsed diarrhoea about "reshaping cybersecurity defenses." Dark Reading's latest love-in...

PromptSpy is the first known Android malware to use generative AI at runtime

Great, Now the Fucking Malware is Using AI Too Oh brilliant. Just what I fucking needed. While I'm busy dealing with Helen from Accounting who can't remember her password for the third time this hour, some shitweasel developers...

Ukrainian gets 5 years for helping North Koreans infiltrate US firms

Another Fucking Victory for the Department of "No Shit, Sherlock" So some Ukrainian chap just got five years in a US federal prison for playing matchmaker between North Korean hackers and terminally stupid American companies....

FBI: Over $20 million stolen in surge of ATM malware attacks in 2025

FBI Discovers Water is Wet, ATM Malware Still a Fucking Thing in 2025 Oh for fuck's sake. The FBI's finally caught up with what anyone with a functioning brain stem has known since 2010—ATM malware is back and it's hoovering up...

Mississippi medical center closes all clinics after ransomware attack

University of Mississippi Medical Center: Now Accepting Payment in Bitcoin and Tears Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the crypto-wankers couldn't sink any lower, the University of Mississippi Medical Center decided to...

PayPal discloses data breach that exposed user info for 6 months

PayPal's Latest Security Shitshow: Because Fuck Your Personal Data, Apparently Well, well, well. PayPal's decided to grace us with yet another data breach. Thirty-four thousand, nine hundred and forty-two accounts got...

Why the shift left dream has become a nightmare for security and developers

The "Shift-Left" Security Clusterfuck: How a Good Idea Went to Complete Shit So some bean-counting, PowerPoint-slurping management consultant had a stroke of genius: "Shift-left" security! Move testing earlier! Make developers...

How to manage Microsoft Cloud PKI certification authority (CA) expiration in Intune

Microsoft Cloud PKI: Because Fucking Up Certificate Management Wasn't Easy Enough Already Oh brilliant, just what I needed—another half-baked Microsoft service in public preview that makes me want to chainsaw my own network...