Month: February 2026

Altman and Amodei share a moment of awkwardness at India’s big AI summit

Two AI Snake Oil Salesmen Walk Into a Bar... So these two wankers, Altman and Amodei, decided to grace India's AI summit with their collective presence—the dynamic duo of "move fast and break shit" versus "move slightly slower...

For open source programs, AI coding tools are a mixed blessing

For Open Source Programs, AI Coding Tools Are a Mixed Blessing (And By "Mixed" I Mean a Steaming Pile of Shit) Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought open source maintainers couldn't get more abused, here comes the AI shitstorm...

Co-founders behind Reface and Prisma join hands to improve on-device model inference with Mirai

Another Bunch of Wankers "Revolutionize" On-Device AI - Hold My Fucking Beer So apparently the clowns who brought us Reface—that app that let morons paste their stupid faces onto celebrity bodies for five minutes of...

OpenAI, Reliance partner to add AI search to JioHotstar

OpenAI and Reliance Team Up to Sh*t All Over Your Streaming Experience Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought binge-watching couldn't get any more infuriating, those bastards at OpenAI have decided to partner with Reliance to...

Reload wants to give your AI agents a shared memory

Reload Raises Pocket Change to Build Hive Mind of Digital Fuckwits Oh brilliant, another day, another AI startup crawling out of the venture capitalist rectum. This one's called "Reload" - presumably because that's what you'll be...

OpenAI reportedly finalizing $100B deal at more than $850B valuation

OpenAI's $850B Valuation: Because Fuck It, Why Not? So these clowns at OpenAI are about to close a $100 billion funding round that values the company at over $850 billion. That's right, billion with a fucking B. Not million....

Reddit is testing a new AI search feature for shopping

Reddit's AI Shopping Search: Yet Another Way to Fuck the User Experience Oh, brilliant. Just when I thought this festering shitpile of a website couldn't possibly get worse, the cocaine-addled MBA brigade at Reddit HQ have...

Perplexity’s Retreat From Ads Signals a Bigger Strategic Shift

Perplexity's Ad Shitshow: When Your "Google Killer" Turns Into A Google Wannabe Oh fucking wonderful. Another AI startup discovers reality and immediately shits the bed. Perplexity—these clowns have been strutting around like...

Code Metal Raises $125 Million to Rewrite the Defense Industry’s Code With AI

Code Metal Raises $125M to Turn Defense Code into a Shitshow of AI-Generated Spaghetti Oh fucking brilliant. Another crew of Sand Hill Road assholes just handed $125 million to a startup that's essentially weaponized Stack...

YouTube’s latest experiment brings its conversational AI tool to TVs

YouTube's Shitty AI Comes to TVs to Make My Life Even More of a Fucking Nightmare So those bastards at YouTube have decided that what the world really fucking needs is their half-baked conversational AI turd smeared all over your...