Month: February 2026

[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up: Another Glorious Circle-Jerk of Cybersecurity Wankwords Oh, for fuck's sake. They've done it again. Some marketing wanker at Dark Reading has cobbled together another virtual event—"Shields Up"—because apparently...

Windows 11 KB5077181 fixes boot failures linked to failed updates

Microsoft's Latest "Fix" for the Boot Failure Shitstorm They Created Oh brilliant. Micro-shaft's cabal of code monkeys have shat out another patch - KB5077181 - that allegedly fixes the catastrophic boot failures from their...

New ClickFix attack abuses nslookup to retrieve PowerShell payload via DNS

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Attack Vector Oh look, what a complete fucking surprise. The wankers over in Threat Actor Land™ have cooked up yet another way to turn your average Monday-morning user into a walking,...

Canada Goose investigating as hackers leak 600K customer records

Canada Goose Gets Fucking Plucked: 600k Customer Records Fly the Coop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought this week couldn't get any more shit-filled, those pretentious wankers at Canada Goose—yes, the bastards who charge...

Google patches first Chrome zero-day exploited in attacks this year

Google Patches First Chrome Zero-Day of 2025 - Like That'll Fucking Help Oh, for fuck's sake. It's not even April and Google has already pushed out an emergency patch for Chrome's first zero-day of the year. CVE-2025-2783, a...

CISA gives feds 3 days to patch actively exploited BeyondTrust flaw

CISA Tells Federal Muppets to Patch BeyondTrust Shitshow in Three Fucking Days Oh, for fuck's sake. Another week, another critical vulnerability in some "enterprise-grade" software that's about as secure as a paper bag in a...

Exchange Online deprecates -Credential parameter in Connect-ExchangeOnline PowerShell cmdlet

Microsoft's Latest Circle Jerk: Exchange Online Kills the -Credential Parameter So guess what, you pack of whining script monkeys? Microsoft, in their infinite fucking wisdom, has decided that the -Credential parameter in...

What is Microsoft’s and Google’s new WebMCP standard?

WebMCP: Yet Another Fucking Standard to Make My Life Miserable Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, Microsoft and Google decide they're going to hold hands and skip through the meadow together,...

Passwords to passkeys: Staying ISO 27001 compliant in a passwordless era

Passwords to Passkeys: Staying ISO 27001 Compliant in a Passwordless Era Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shit out another compliance headache, here we are: the great password-to-passkey migration....

Enable DoH (DNS over HTTPS) in Windows Server 2025 DNS server, configure Windows 11 DNS clients

Enabling DoH on Windows Server 2025: A Guide for the Self-Loathing Administrator Oh joy. Another steaming pile of "innovation" that nobody asked for except the tinfoil-hat brigade and the vendor lock-in specialists at Microsoft....