Month: February 2026

Infostealer malware found stealing OpenClaw secrets for first time

OpenClaw Secrets Get Shat On Thanks To User Stupidity Oh brilliant. Another day, another critical security clusterfuck brought to you by the same users who can't tell the difference between "Install" and "Install Malware." This...

Man arrested for demanding reward after accidental police data leak

HACKER WANNABE TRIES TO EXTORT COPS, GETS FREE HANDCUFFS INSTEAD Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you think humanity can't get any more brain-damaged, some absolute window-licker in Germany decides to try blackmailing the POLICE...

Eurail says stolen traveler data now up for sale on dark web

Eurail's 'Data Breach Express' Now Boarding on the Dark Web! Oh for fuck's sake. Eurail, those bastions of European rail travel, have only gone and lost an entire fucking database of customer data. And by 'lost' I mean...

The great computer science exodus (and where students are going instead)

The Great Computer Science Exodus: Everyone’s Jumping Ship Oh, fantastic. Another bloody trend report telling us that the once-mighty army of wannabe coders—those caffeine-chugging, hoodie-wearing, “I’m building the next...

Google’s AI Overviews Can Scam You. Here’s How to Stay Safe

Google’s Bloody AI Overviews: The Idiot Magnet of the Internet Right, so apparently Google’s shiny new “AI Overviews” feature — you know, the one that’s supposed to make your search life easier — is also a big,...

Hollywood isn’t happy about the new Seedance 2.0 video generator

Hollywood Throws a Goddamn Fit Over Seedance 2.0 Oh, look, Hollywood’s collectively shitting its expensive pants again. This time it’s over Seedance 2.0, some AI-driven video generator that’s making “creative...

The enterprise AI land grab is on. Glean is building the layer beneath the interface.

The Enterprise AI Land Grab: Another Bloody Gold Rush Alright, strap the hell in. Apparently, every goddamn tech company on the planet has decided that what the world *really* needs is more "enterprise AI" — as if one more AI...

India has 100M weekly active ChatGPT users, Sam Altman says

India Hits 100 Million Weekly ChatGPT Users — Sam Altman Loses His Damn Mind Well, holy flaming servers, Batman. Sam Altman’s out there bragging that India now has a whopping 100 million poor bastards poking ChatGPT every...

Security

Microsoft Discloses DNS-Based ClickFix Attack Using Nslookup for Malware Staging

Microsoft Discloses DNS-Based ClickFix Attack — Because Apparently the Internet Wasn't Broken Enough Already Oh, bloody hell. Just when you think Redmond’s finest have patched up all the digital holes in their ship, some...

Security

[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up: Because Apparently We Needed Another Reminder That Cybersecurity Is a Dumpster Fire So, the cyber overlords over at Dark Reading decided to host a little shindig called “Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping...