Month: February 2026

Another F*cking Genius Gets Caught With His Digital Pants Down Some Ukrainian bloke finally admitted what we all f*cking knew—he was running "OnlyFake," a sh*thouse operation that used AI to churn out fake IDs faster than I can...

Secure Boot Certificates: Because Users Can't Be Trusted to Not Brick Their Own Damn Machines Oh for fuck's sake. You mean to tell me we actually have to monitor whether these clueless wombles have properly installed Secure Boot...

ReFS Boot Support: Finally, A File System That Treats Your Data Like Glass Oh, for fuck's sake. Microsoft finally decided to let us boot from ReFS, because apparently NTFS wasn't causing enough existential dread in my life. About...

Third-Party Patching: Your Supply Chain Is a Shitshow and Everyone's Tracking Mud Through Your House Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another bunch of halfwit vendors who can't patch their own arseholes, let alone their shitty...

Oh Look, Another Fucking Firmware Nightmare Courtesy of Ivanti Listen here, you bunch of clueless click-monkeys. While you've been busy downloading cat memes and clicking "Remind Me Tomorrow" on every security update since the...

30 Cybercriminals Caught? Color Me Fucking Underwhelmed Oh look, the bloody com cybercrime gang—because apparently these entrepreneurial shitsticks couldn't even be arsed to come up with a proper villain name like "The Dark...

Air-Gapped Networks? Yeah, Good Fucking Luck With That So you spent six months and half your IT budget isolating that sensitive network from the internet because you watched some fucking CISSP training video from 1998, and you...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Microsoft Is Finally Putting Training Wheels on Batch Files Microsoft has decided that you absolute morons can't be trusted with a fucking text file that ends in .bat, so they're bolting on yet another...