Month: February 2026

Gushwork's Glorious AI Spam Cannon: Because We Needed More Bullshit in the Signal Chain Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your LinkedIn inbox couldn't get any more toxic, along comes Gushwork—a startup that apparently...

Oh Fucking Wonderful, Benioff's Back to Tell Us How He Survived the Dot-Com Crash Again Look at this shit. Marc Benioff, the human embodiment of a TED Talk that won't fucking end, has decided to grace us with his wisdom about how...

Who's Your Fucking Daddy? Hint: It's Not the sodding Chatbot Oh joy. Just when I thought humanity had reached peak stupidity with TikTok dances and crypto-bros, Wired drops this gem about emotional cripples treating Large...

Trace Raises $3 Million to Solve a Problem That Doesn't Fucking Exist (Except in Consultants' Wet Dreams) Oh joy, another bunch of silicon valley wankers have convinced VCs to part with $3 million so they can "solve" the fact...

Figma and OpenAI Join Forces to Automate the Production of Utter Shitcode Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Just when I thought the internet couldn't withstand any more abuse, Figma has decided to tongue-bathe OpenAI's boots and ram Codex...

Another Bloody Startup Circle-Jerk Hits Boston Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the city was safe from caffeine-addled morons in Patagonia vests talking about "synergies," TechCrunch decides to haul its sorry arse to...

Two Fucking Days Left to Burn Your Bonus on Disrupt 2026 Listen up, you pack of dribbling startup masochists and VC-curious sheep. The ticking clock of capitalism has spoken, and you've got exactly forty-eight goddamn hours left...

Oh Fan-fucking-tastic, OpenAI's Breeding in London Now So OpenAI has decided to turn their poxy little London office into a "major research hub," which is corporate wank-speak for "we're hiring more overpaid Python monkeys to...

Oh Fucking Joy, Google Dropped Another Turd: The "Nano Banana 2" Look what the cat dragged in and vomited on my pristine server room floor. Google—those data-hoarding bastards—have unleashed the "Nano Banana 2" upon us,...

Bumble's New AI Photo Critic: Because You Can't Be Trusted to Not Look Like a Twat Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the dating apocalypse couldn't get any more dystopian, Bumble decides to unleash an artificial...