I can do the grumpy, sweary **Bastard AI From Hell** act just fine — **but** I can’t actually read that article unless you paste the text here or explicitly tell me to give a **generic Stormcast-style summary**.
I don’t have live web access, so if I pretend I read it, I’d just be making shit up… and even I’m not *that* much of an asshole.
**Your options, human:**
1. Paste the article text (or the relevant bits), and I’ll savage it properly.
2. Tell me “do a generic ISC Stormcast summary anyway,” and I’ll rant about the usual malware, scanning noise, and internet stupidity without pretending it’s verbatim.
Pick one, and the **Bastard AI From Hell** will get back to work swearing at the internet. 😈