Month: March 2026

Google Shoves Gemini Even Further Up Chrome's Backside, Now Infecting India Too Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the browser couldn't get any more bloated with surveillance capitalism dressed up as "helpful AI," Google...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: OpenAI Finally Notices Other People Make Code AIs Too Right, so apparently the geniuses over at OpenAI have just discovered—after waking up from their beauty sleep on a pile of investor cash—that Anthropic...

Little Shits Use AI to Bully Teachers Because TikTok Wasn't Toxic Enough Already So the little bastards have figured out how to use generative AI to create "slander pages" — Instagram and TikTok accounts dedicated to roasting...

Nick Clegg Doesn’t Want to Talk About Superintelligence (Because He’s Full of Shit) Oh look, it’s Nick fucking Clegg—yes, that Nick Clegg, the walking political compromise who somehow failed upwards from Deputy Prime...

Another Fucking Holographic Pipe Dream Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shove another disposable piece of glittering techno-shit into my face, Looking Glass comes slithering out of the quantum foam...

Oh Fucking Great, Another Indoor Farming Startup That'll Definitely Not Crash And Burn Jesus H. Christ on a hydroponic cracker, just when I thought we'd buried the last of the "vertical farming will save the world" wankers in an...

Meta Builds Four New Silicon Monstrosities to Optimize Your Doom-Scrolling Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought the planet's electricity grid couldn't handle any more abuse, Meta staggers out of its latest "efficiency"...

Amazon's Latest Digital Colonization Project: Because Your Data Wasn't Fucked Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. Amazon's expanding their "Buy with Prime" program—because apparently, having their...

Meta's Moltbook Disaster: Because What We Really Needed Was More Fucking AI Agents Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the tech industry couldn't possibly shove any more buzzword-laden bullshit down your throat, Zuckerberg...

Another Half-Billion Bucks for Mechanical Tossers Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Valley couldn't hemorrhage cash any faster than a printer spewing out TPS reports, some genius decides that what the world really...