Month: March 2026

WordPress debuts a private workspace that runs in your browser via a new service, my.WordPress.net

WordPress Launches Browser-Based Workspace, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly cram more JavaScript bloat into a single browser tab, Automattic...

Nvidia Will Spend $26 Billion to Build Open-Weight AI Models, Filings Show

Oh Fan-fucking-tastic, Nvidia's Throwing $26 Billion at "Open" AI Models Just what the bloody world needed. Jensen Huang and his band of GPU-peddling wankers have decided to piss away $26 billion—yes, that's billion with a B,...

Replit snags $9B valuation 6 months after hitting $3B

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Replit's Valuation Just Tripled in Six Months Because Apparently We're Living in a Simulation Look at this shit. Replit - yeah, that browser-based IDE for people who can't be arsed to install a real text...

Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature

Grammarly's "Expert Review" is a Privacy Shitshow and Everyone's Surprised Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Grammarly—that bloody annoying browser extension that underlines your shitty writing in red because you can't remember...

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‘Overly Permissive’ Salesforce Cloud Configs in the Crosshairs

Salesforce Admins Are Sharing Your Data With the Entire Fucking Internet Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another bunch of absolute bellends leaving the corporate candy store wide open then acting surprised when the data vampires...

Security

Microsoft Patch Tuesday for March 2026 — Snort rules and prominent vulnerabilities

March 2026 Patch Tuesday: Temporal Bullshit and Security Theater Oh wonderful. It's Patch Tuesday from the fucking future. March 2026. Because apparently time travel is now required to stay ahead of Microsoft's spectacular...

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Microsoft Patch Tuesday, March 2026 Edition

Another Fucking Patch Tuesday From the Seventh Circle of Hell Oh for fuck's sake. It's that time of the bloody month again where Microsoft decides to grace us with a metric shit-ton of updates that will inevitably break more...

Security

Microsoft Patches 83 CVEs in March Update

Another Fucking Patch Tuesday, Another 83 Reasons to Update Your Will Oh look, it's the second Tuesday of the month again, which means Microsoft has graciously dropped a steaming pile of 83 CVEs on our laps like we're supposed to...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, March 11th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9844, (Wed, Mar 11th)

Future-Dated Audio Torture Oh perfect. Just what I needed today. An RSS feed entry that's not even a sodding article—it's a pointer to a bastard podcast dated March 11th, 2026. 2026! Are we time-traveling now? Did someone...

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Middle East Conflict Highlights Cloud Resilience Gaps

Oh Fucking Brilliant, War Breaks Out and Suddenly Your Cloud Strategy is Dogshit Well, slap my arse and call me Shirley. The Middle East has turned into a bloody fireworks display again—missiles flying, infrastructure...