Month: March 2026

Oh Look, Rustafarians Just Learned What Supply Chain Security Means (The Hard Way) Well, well, well. Look what the fucking cat dragged in. Yet another bunch of starry-eyed developers who thought rewriting everything in Rust would...

UNC6426 and the Great NPM Clusterfuck Oh for fuck's sake. Not again. You absolute muppets are still running npm install like it's Christmas morning and every package is a free toy, aren't you? Well guess what, you brain-dead...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, It's Patch Tuesday Again Microsoft just shat out another 84 "security updates" this March, including two public zero-days that are already being aggressively reamed by every Eastern European cybercrime...

Zombie Zip Files: When Archive Utilities Try to Kill Your Server Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought we'd reached peak stupidity with malware delivery methods, some absolute genius decided that ZIP files weren't already...

Documentation: Because Users Can't Read F***ing Minds Oh for Christ's sake. You'd think grown adults working in cybersecurity could string a coherent sentence together, but apparently that's too much to ask. Enter Kri Dontje –...

Agentic AI: Because We Haven't Fucked Up The Internet Enough Already Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. As if large language models hallucinating stock prices and generating poisoned code wasn't bad enough, now the brilliant...

Corporate Boards Are Completely Fucked: Welcome to the Age of AI Automated Pwnage Listen here, you pack of overpaid spreadsheet jockeys. While you've been busy jerking each other off about "digital transformation" and "AI...

Oh Look, Dozens of Vendors Actually Patched Their Shit. Give Them a Fucking Medal. Oh joy of joys, grab the champagne and party streamers. Dozens of vendors have finally decided to wake up from their collective stupor and patch...

Chinese Nexus Actors Shift Focus to Qatar Amid Iranian Conflict Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Middle East couldn't get any more of a bloody cybersecurity dumpster fire, now we've got Chinese nexus actors—because...