Month: March 2026

Russian Threat Actor Sednit Resurfaces With Sophisticated Toolkit

Sednit's Back With New Toys, And I'm The One Who Has to Clean Up This Shit Jesus H. Christ on a unicycle. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the network logs, those fucking Russian script kiddies calling themselves...

Dutch govt warns of Signal, WhatsApp account hijacking attacks

Users Can't Even Protect Their Own Voicemail, For Fuck's Sake So the Dutch government NCSC has issued yet another warning that users are handing over their Signal and WhatsApp accounts to scammers like they're giving out candy at...

Google: Cloud attacks exploit flaws more than weak credentials

Cloud Flaws: Because Patching Is For Losers, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some genius at Google finally crunched the numbers and discovered – hold onto your fiber cables – that attackers are exploiting...

Microsoft Teams phishing targets employees with A0Backdoor malware

Teams Phishing? Color Me Fucking Surprised Oh look, the wetware has done it again. Some absolute genius in marketing decided that clicking "Accept" on a random file from "Microsoft.Teams.Secure.File.Share.exe" was a brilliant...

APT28 hackers deploy customized variant of Covenant open-source tool

Fancy Bear? More Like Fancy Script Kiddies with a GitHub Account Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. APT28—that's "Fancy Bear" to you ignorant bastards, the Russian GRU's personal digital wankers—have decided...

Microsoft to enable Windows hotpatch security updates by default

Microsoft's Hotpatching Bullshit: Because Reboots Were Too Fucking Simple Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't make your life as a sysadmin any more of a living nightmare, those bastards in Redmond have...

CISA: Recently patched Ivanti EPM flaw now actively exploited

Ivanti EPM: Because Who Needs Security Anyway? Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could have a quiet Friday without some vendor's dumpster fire of a codebase shitting all over my network, CISA drops this bouquet of bad...

The New Turing Test: How Threats Use Geometry to Prove ‘Humanness’

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Turing Test Just when you thought the internet couldn't descend any further into ninth-circle-of-hell territory, some absolute wanker decided that clicking on buses and traffic lights was too fucking...

New KadNap botnet hijacks ASUS routers to fuel cybercrime proxy network

Another Fucking Botnet? Of Course It Is Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed – another shitty botnet crawling up the arse of consumer hardware. This time it's "Kadnap" (which sounds like a toddler's attempt at...

Microsoft brings phishing-resistant Windows sign-ins via Entra passkeys

Oh Fucking Joy, Microsoft Finally Built a Digital Chastity Belt for the Click-Happy Masses Look what the cat dragged in—Microsoft Entra has finally lumbered into the 21st century with "phishing-resistant" sign-in for Windows,...