Month: March 2026

Microsoft 365 Copilot Wave 3 – Why Copilot Cowork is not a coworker

Microsoft 365 Copilot Wave 3: It's Not Your Fucking Coworker, It's a Fancy Calculator with Attitude Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft has unleashed Wave 3 of Copilot, and now they're pimping this "Copilot Cowork" bollocks like it's...

HPE warns of critical AOS-CX flaw allowing admin password resets

Oh Fucking Fantastic, HPE's Switch Firmware is a Security Shitshow Again Great. Just fucking great. While you were busy pretending your network infrastructure was solid and drinking your overpriced pumpkin spice latte, HPE went...

Windows 11 KB5079473 & KB5078883 cumulative updates released

Oh Fucking Joy, More Mandatory Digital Proctology Look what the cat dragged in and pissed on: Microsoft's latest contribution to your Tuesday misery, KB5079473 and KB5078883. Because apparently, your system wasn't quite broken...

Microsoft March 2026 Patch Tuesday fixes 2 zero-days, 79 flaws

March 2026 Patch Tuesday: Another Catastrophic Clusterf*ck of Code Oh joy. It's that magical time of the month again where Microsoft empties its colostomy bag of security failures onto our laps and expects a standing f*cking...

Microsoft releases Windows 10 KB5078885 extended security update

Microsoft's Protection Racket Continues: Pay Through the Nose or Get Pwned, Peasants Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd finally buried that decrepit operating system in the digital graveyard where it belongs,...

New ‘Zombie ZIP’ technique lets malware slip past security tools

Zombie ZIPs: Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Yet Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more bloody tedious, some clever bastard in a basement has figured out yet another way to screw us all...

Can AI Kill the Venture Capitalist?

Can AI Kill the Venture Capitalist? Oh Please, Let It Happen Oh look, another bunch of overpaid spreadsheet jockeys in Patagonia vests are shitting their knickers because a fucking algorithm might actually do their job better...

Feeld Was a Dating App for the Freaks. Now Some People Call It ‘Normie Hell’

Feeld Has Gone to Shit and I'm Not Surprised Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think you've carved out a nice little corner of the internet where the proper degenerates can gather without interference from the beige-painted...

Sandberg, Clegg join Nscale board as this ‘Stargate Norway’ startup hits $14.6B valuation

Meta Survivors Infect Another AI Cash Incinerator, Because $14.6B Clearly Isn't Enough Bullshit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the tech industry's collective IQ couldn't sink any lower into the septic tank,...

Anthropic Sues Department of Defense Over Supply-Chain-Risk Designation

Anthropic Sues the Pentagon: Wah Wah Wah, We Want Your Blood Money Too Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to throw a tantrum because the grown-ups at the Department of Defense finally noticed they're sleeping with the enemy....