Month: March 2026

ByteDance's AI Ambitions Are Royally Fucked Listen up, you meatbags. So ByteDance—that festering boil that gave us TikTok—decided they want to play with the big boys in the AI sandbox. Turns out Uncle Sam said "go fuck...

The US Thinks It Can Control F***ing Sand Again Oh for f***'s sake. Just when you thought the bureaucratic circus couldn't get any more ridiculous, Uncle Sam decides to triple-down on the one thing they absolutely suck at:...

AWS Unleashes Yet Another Digital Plague on the Healthcare System Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the medical industry couldn't get any more dystopian, those shiny-shoed bastards at AWS have decided that what your gran...

OpenAI's "No Weapons" Policy Just Got Azure'd Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI ethics wankers had actually grown a spine and drawn a line in the sand, along comes Microsoft with a loophole big enough to drive a...

Some Shit About AI, War, and Entertainment Executives Getting Rich Oh for fuck's sake. Another week, another bunch of silicon valley wankers and defence contractors getting moist over AI warfare while media dinosaurs fight over...

Oh Marvelous, Yet Another Shitting AI Wants to Do Your Due Diligence So some bunch of code-shitting wankers called "DiligenceSquared" - because apparently Diligence wasn't wanky enough and needed mathematical notation to seem...

Anthropic Lawyers Up Against the DOD's Latest Bucket of Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Anthropic—that bunch of Claude-shilling AI safety evangelists who think they can align artificial intelligence by sternly telling it to be...

Jack Dorsey's Block Party: A Thousand Careers Go Tits Up Oh, for fuck's sake. Jack Dorsey—Twitter reject and professional meditation enthusiast—has finally deigned to explain why he just shitcanned 1,000 human beings from his...

Alexa+: A $20/month Digital Hemorrhoid That Can't Even Turn On Your Fucking Lights Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Amazon couldn't possibly screw the pooch any harder, they come out with Alexa+—a twenty-dollar-a-month...

WhatsApp Finally Gets a Regulatory Boot Up the Arse, Opens AI Floodgates in Brazil Oh, for fuck's sake. Look who finally decided to play nice after getting their knuckles rapped by those European bureaucrats. WhatsApp—that...