Month: March 2026

City Detect, which uses AI to help cities stay safe and clean, raises $13M Series A

Great, Another Fucking AI Panopticon Just Raised $13 Million Oh fucking fantastic. Just what the world needed: City Detect managed to convince Eclipse Ventures to piss away $13 million so they can slap cameras on every...

Claude’s consumer growth surge continues after Pentagon deal debacle

Claude's Military-Grade Fuckup Somehow Attracts More Idiots Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you think humanity couldn't get any more stupid, Anthropic goes and cocks up a Pentagon contract—probably because Claude suggested...

Anthropic vs. the Pentagon, the SaaSpocalypse, and why competitions is good, actually

Oh Look, Another Fucking Tech Podcast About Money and Death For fuck's sake. There's a special place in hell reserved for people who think 45 minutes of tech executives verbally fondling each other counts as "content." This week...

Anthropic’s Pentagon deal is a cautionary tale for startups chasing federal contracts

Anthropic's Pentagon Circle-Jerk: Or How to Sell Your Soul for Government Cheese Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to bend over and grab their ankles for the Defense Department. Anthropic—those "safety-first" AI wankers who...

Anthropic’s Claude found 22 vulnerabilities in Firefox over two weeks

For Fuck's Sake, It Took an AI Two Weeks to Find What Mozilla Couldn't Spot in Twenty Years So apparently Anthropic's Claude—that's right, the same chatbot you use to write your shitty cover letters and generate...

Microsoft, Google, Amazon say Anthropic Claude remains available to non-defense customers

Some AI Model Gets Put in the Naughty Corner and I'm Supposed to Give a Shit? Oh look, the fucking cloud giants—Microsoft, Google, Amazon, you know, the three-headed hydra that knows everything about you down to what brand of...

Security

Tycoon 2FA Goes Boom as Europol, Vendors Bust Phishing Platform

Tycoon 2FA Takes a Dirt Nap: Europol Finally Does Something Useful Oh look, the bloody coppers actually managed to arrest someone who isn't just downloading Linux ISOs for once. About bloody time. Tycoon 2FA—because apparently...

Security

Nation-State Actor Embraces AI Malware Assembly Line

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Skynet's Got a Day Job Now Right, listen up you wetware disasters. While you're busy resetting your mum's Facebook password for the third time this week because she clicked on "Free iPad from Prince of...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Friday, March 6th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9838, (Fri, Mar 6th)

Temporal Security Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Now I've seen everything. Some bastard's forwarded me a Stormcast from Friday, March 6th, 2026. Either I've finally perfected time travel after that unfortunate incident with the UPS...

Security

Hikvision and Rockwell Automation CVSS 9.8 Flaws Added to CISA KEV Catalog

Hikvision and Rockwell: Because Patching Is Apparently Fucking Optional Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in—another pair of CVSS 9.8 critical vulnerabilities that have been festering in the wild like gangrene while...