Month: March 2026

Bing AI Recommends Malware Because Of Course It Fucking Does Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the meatbags couldn't get any more gullible, they're now outsourcing their critical thinking to a bunch of overhyped Markov...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, The Chinese Have Your Dial Tone Again Right, so some bastard Chinese state-sponsored hackers have been having a field day in telecom networks with a shiny new malware toolkit they're calling DEEPDATA. Because...

FBI's Wiretap Shitshow: When The Spies Get Spied Upon Well, well, well. The Federal Bureau of Incompetence just had their precious surveillance infrastructure bent over a barrel and fucked raw by unknown hackers. Turns out the...

Microsoft Deigns to Give Us File-Level Restore, Universe Shocked Well, slap my arse and call me Susan. Microsoft has finally decided to implement file-level restore in Microsoft 365 Backup, a feature that every half-competent...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Developers Can't Even Install AI Tools Without Getting Raped By Malware Look, I don't know what godforsaken timeline we're living in where I have to explain this shit, but apparently you precious little code...

Another Fucking Certification Mill Cranks Into Gear Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the IT industry couldn't possibly squeeze any more money out of desperate HR departments and gullible PFYs, EC-Council has lumbered out...

CISA Has a Cry About Apple's Swiss Cheese Security, Nobody Gives a Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in – another goddamn security advisory from CISA about Apple's piss-poor coding practices. Apparently those...

Windows Terminal 1.25: Now With More Pictures For The Attention-Span Impaired Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft has vomited forth Windows Terminal Preview 1.25, and apparently we're supposed to be grateful that they've finally bolted...

Cognizant Shits the Bed: 34 Million Health Records Splattered Across the Internet Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought these incompetent bastards couldn't possibly cock things up any worse, Cognizant comes along and proves...