Month: March 2026

Apple Decides to Label the Musical Equivalent of Vomit Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Just what I needed. Apple Music is now slapping "transparency tags" on AI-generated music so you morons can tell the difference between actual human...

Great, Now We're Teaching the bloody Machines How to Kill More Efficiently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more dystopian, I have to read about Smack Technologies and their merry band of defense...

Another Load of Hot Air: Big Tech's White House Circle Jerk Oh look, the tech titans have trotted down to Washington to sign another worthless fucking piece of paper. Microsoft, Google, Meta and the rest of the power-guzzling...

Anthropic CEO Discovers Water is Wet, Calls OpenAI "Liars" Oh for fuck's sake. Dario Amodei over at Anthropic has finally pulled his head out of his own arse long enough to notice that OpenAI might not be the bastion of ethical...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now Grammarly's Digging Up Dead Authors Great. Just fucking great. As if the world wasn't already drowning in enough AI-generated slop, Grammarly has decided to crawl out of its hole and announce it's now...

Jensen Huang's Latest Load of Corporate Bollocks So there I was, halfway through my third bottle of bourbon and trying to debug why some bastard's Python script had decided to eat 512GB of RAM like it was a bag of crisps, when...

Oh Fucking Joy, Another AI Startup Got $30M to Replace Paperclip Pushers Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the valley couldn't get any more insufferable, here comes Lio—yeah, fucking Lio—sucking...

Oh Joy, Another Enterprise AI "Breakthrough" Courtesy of a Thousand Fucking Phone Calls Look at this shit. Some bright-eyed startup wankers decided to actually—get this—talk to their customers before building their latest...

Netflix Bollocks Up Cinema Forever By Buying Ben Affleck's Robot Movie Factory Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the streaming shitshow couldn't get any worse, Netflix has gone and bought Ben Affleck's AI wankfest...

Anthropic's CEO Discovers Money Smells Better Than Principles Oh for f*ck's sake. Apparently Dario Amodei, the poster child for "responsible AI development" and other such oxymoronic bullsh*t, has decided that principles are...