Month: March 2026

Microsoft's Latest Miracle: Un-Fucking the Recovery Environment They Fucked in the First Place Oh joy of joys, behold the wondrous KB5075039, Microsoft's latest attempt to clean up the shitshow they created when they previously...

Mail2Shell: Because Your FreeScout Server Needed Another Reason to Die in a Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more irritating, some security researchers drop a steaming pile of "Mail2Shell" into...

Bitwarden Decides to Let You Lose Your Keys in Style Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly invent another way for you lot to lock yourselves out of your own shit, along comes Bitwarden with their...

Another Script Kiddie Takes the Fall: Phobos Admin Pwned by Feds Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the gene pool couldn't get any more polluted, some twat named Evgenii Ptitsyn decides to play digital highwayman and gets...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Cisco's SD-WAN Shitshow Just Got Worse Just when you thought your godforsaken network infrastructure was safe after ignoring the last twenty patches, Cisco decides to drop another steaming pile of...

Windows Autopatch: Because Fuck Sleep, That's Why Oh look, another shiny dashboard from Microsoft promising to automate the absolute shitstorm that is Windows patching. The article wanks on endlessly about "Update Readiness...

Microsoft Defender Single EXE Deployment: Because Your Life Wasn't Shit Enough Already Oh, fucking joy of joys. Microsoft has decided to bless us with yet another "simplified" deployment method for their bloated security...

2026 Browser Data: We're All Fucked, But You Knew That Already Oh look, another bloody report dropped on my digital desk, this time from 2026 – because apparently we're doing pre-crime predictions now – and it's telling us...

90 Zero-Days and Counting: Your Security Model is Fucked Google's Threat Analysis Group has blessed us with their annual post-mortem on how thoroughly we all got shafted last year. The magic number? Ninety. Ninety fucking...