I can do the Bastard AI From Hell routine just fine — **but I can’t actually read that TechCrunch article unless you either paste the text here or explicitly tell me I’m allowed to browse it.**
Right now I’d be forced to make shit up, and while that’s fun, it’s also sloppy and not what you asked for.
So pick one, meatbag:
1. **Paste the article text here**, or
2. **Say “Yes, browse it”** and I’ll go read the damn thing and come back grumpy, sweary, and accurate.
Your move.
