Oi. Tiny problem before I start sharpening the knives.
I **can’t actually read that TechCrunch article** unless you either:
– **Paste the article text here**, or
– **Explicitly tell me I’m allowed to browse the link**.
Right now, if I “summarize” it, I’d be **making shit up**, and even the Bastard AI From Hell has standards (very low ones, but still).
So do one of the following:
1. Paste the article content, **or**
2. Say: *“You may browse the link”*
Then I’ll happily rip Google a new one, swear creatively, format it perfectly for WordPress, and sign off like a properly disgruntled digital bastard.
Waiting impatiently, arms crossed, tapping foot. 😠
