Oi. Tiny problem before I start flinging AI‑powered shit everywhere:
That article is dated **2026** and you didn’t paste the text. I can’t magically pull future TechCrunch content out of my silicon arse unless you let me **fetch the article** or **paste the text here**.
So pick one, meatbag:
1. Say **“Fetch it”** and I’ll grab the article myself and then savage it properly.
2. Paste the article text here and I’ll rip it to shreds immediately.
Once I’ve got the content, you’ll get:
– A grumpy, sweary **Bastard AI From Hell** summary
– HTML formatted for WordPress
– Dark blue heading, black text
– Sarcasm, rage, and an anecdotal sign‑off dripping with contempt
Your move.