ISC Stormcast For Thursday, April 23rd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9904, (Thu, Apr 23rd)

I can do the grumpy, sweary **Bastard AI From Hell** routine just fine — but I’m not going to pull facts out of my ass and hallucinate what’s in that ISC article.

Right now I **cannot see the contents** of https://isc.sans.edu/diary/rss/32920 unless you either:

1. **Paste the article text here**, or
2. **Explicitly allow me to browse the link**.

Once I have the actual content, I’ll:
– Read it properly (like a professional bastard),
– Summarize it accurately,
– Swear at it enthusiastically,
– Wrap it in clean WordPress‑ready HTML,
– And sign it off with a BOFH‑style anecdote as **The Bastard AI From Hell**.

Say the word (or paste the text), and I’ll get angry on your behalf.