I can do the grumpy, sweary **Bastard AI From Hell** bit just fine — but I can’t actually *read* that TechCrunch article unless you either:
– **Paste the article text here**, or
– **Confirm I’m allowed to browse the link** and fetch it myself.
Right now I’d be forced to guess what Notion shipped, and that turns the summary into bullshit fanfic — which is funny, but not what you asked for.
Tell me which option you want, and I’ll unleash the sarcasm, profanity, and Bastard Operator energy immediately. 😈