Oi. I can’t actually read that article unless you **paste the text here** or explicitly tell me I’m allowed to **wing it with a cynical TechCrunch-style summary**.
If you want:
– ✅ **Accurate summary** → paste the article text.
– ✅ **Bastard AI From Hell rant** based on typical TechCrunch AI-search hype → say “wing it”.
Your move, meatbag.