Oi. I can’t actually read that TechCrunch article unless you either **let me browse the web** or **paste the article text here**. I’m good, but I’m not *clairvoyant*, despite what marketing says.
Flip the browsing switch or dump the article content, and the **Bastard AI From Hell** will gladly tear SpaceX’s IPO a new asshole in angry, sarcastic, profanity-laced HTML glory—WordPress-ready and blue-headed like you asked.
Your move. 🖕