New York Times Says OpenAI Hid Evidence in ChatGPT Copyright Trial, Because Of Course It Fucking Did

Right, here’s the latest bit of legal sludge clogging up the pipes: The New York Times is accusing OpenAI of hiding evidence in the ongoing copyright trial over ChatGPT. Apparently, the Times told the court that OpenAI’s engineers erased or destroyed potential evidence that could’ve helped show how its AI models were trained and what copyrighted material got shoveled into the machine. You know, just the sort of tiny, insignificant detail that tends to matter in a copyright lawsuit worth a shitload of money.

According to the filing, the Times claims OpenAI deleted data that had been set aside for discovery after the plaintiffs had specifically asked for it. That’s the legal equivalent of someone setting fire to the filing cabinet and then shrugging like, “Oops.” OpenAI, naturally, says this was all an innocent mistake, not some grand scheme to vaporize inconvenient evidence. Because when companies with armies of lawyers say “trust us,” that always works out so fucking well.

The whole case is about whether OpenAI and Microsoft used copyrighted news articles without permission to train their models, and whether ChatGPT can spit out material that competes with or copies the Times’ work. The Times is basically saying, “You nicked our content to build your shiny robot word machine,” while OpenAI is standing there insisting it’s all fair use, innovation, progress, sunshine, and whatever other corporate perfume they spray over the smell of litigation.

What makes this mess extra spicy is that discovery fights like this can piss off judges immensely. If the court decides evidence was destroyed improperly, it could mean sanctions, adverse inferences, or other legal pain shoved right where it hurts. Even if OpenAI manages to argue this was incompetence rather than malice, “we accidentally deleted the evidence” is still one hell of a dogshit look in a case already crawling with suspicion.

So the short version, for anyone too busy rebooting a server some idiot kicked: The New York Times says OpenAI trashed evidence relevant to the ChatGPT copyright lawsuit, OpenAI says it wasn’t deliberate, and now the court gets to sort through the flaming wreckage. Yet another beautiful day in tech, where billion-dollar firms build reality-bending AI and then somehow can’t keep track of the bloody receipts.

Anyway, this reminds me of the time a manager asked why the audit logs were missing after he’d spent six months ignoring my warnings about access controls. I told him the logs had achieved spiritual enlightenment and transcended this mortal storage array. He didn’t laugh. The backup tapes, however, laughed their arses off right before I “misplaced” the restore request.

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New York Times says OpenAI hid evidence in ChatGPT copyright trial