Elon, Anthropic, and the latest AI clusterfuck

So here’s the gist of this shiny little TechCrunch nugget: Elon Musk popped up to praise Mythos/Fable, because apparently in between running approximately seventeen companies and shitposting into the void, he’s now handing out compliments like a king tossing scraps to the peasants. The startup got the public pat on the head, which in tech-land is supposed to mean something profound instead of the usual overcaffeinated hype cycle.

The more interesting bit, though, is Musk saying he won’t “cut off” Anthropic. Which is a wonderfully reassuring thing to hear from one of the few people on Earth who could make an entire industry sweat by casually moving a lever. In other words: no immediate vindictive blackout, no dramatic yanking of access, no “whoops, guess your AI company can go starve now” tantrum. How generous. Truly, let us all bow before this miraculous display of restraint.

What this really signals is that the AI food chain is still a messy pile of alliances, rivalries, dependencies, and backroom bullshit. Everyone’s building the future, everyone hates everyone else, and everyone still needs everyone else’s infrastructure, money, chips, distribution, or blessing. So even if Musk likes one player, he’s apparently not eager to slam the door on another just yet. Shocking, I know: business people acting in their own strategic interest instead of like comic-book villains for five whole minutes.

TechCrunch’s angle is basically that Musk’s comments manage to do two things at once: boost Mythos/Fable with some premium-grade billionaire attention, while also calming nerves around Anthropic by saying he’s not about to pull the plug. That’s the sort of double-handed PR nonsense the tech world feeds on—one company gets the halo, the other gets told it won’t be kneecapped, and the rest of the industry gets to pretend this is all perfectly normal instead of deeply weird.

So, to summarize this corporate soap opera in plain English: Musk said nice things about Mythos/Fable, said he’s not going to screw Anthropic over, and reminded everyone that AI is still being run like a combination of a casino, a knife fight, and a bloody fan club for powerful weirdos.

Anecdote time: this reminds me of the time I told two departments their servers were both “critical to operations,” then only gave the UPS battery to the one that brought me decent coffee. The other lot didn’t get cut off either — they just got to live in fear, which frankly is how management calls it “stability.”

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Elon Musk praises Mythos/Fable, promises not to ‘cut off’ Anthropic