European Cloud Providers Tell Broadcom to Stop Setting Fire to VMware and Calling It Strategy
So here’s the latest pile of corporate bullshit: European cloud industry groups have escalated their antitrust complaints against Broadcom over what it’s done to VMware since the acquisition. And by “done,” I mean taken a product stack a lot of providers depended on, shoved it through the usual greedy executive blender, and sprayed the mess across customers, partners, and anyone else unlucky enough to be standing nearby.
The gist is that European cloud organizations are complaining to the EU that Broadcom’s changes to VMware licensing and partner programs are screwing competition. Hard. The complaint says Broadcom has moved away from the old model and into bundled subscription licensing that’s more expensive, more restrictive, and generally a pain in the ass for cloud service providers who built services around VMware products.
Apparently, the providers are especially pissed off about changes that make it harder or more expensive to offer hosted VMware-based services unless you play by Broadcom’s new rules. Funny how that works, isn’t it? Buy a major infrastructure platform, rip up the commercial terms, jack up the costs, narrow the options, and then act shocked when customers start yelling “antitrust” instead of “thank you, sir, may I have another?”
The article explains that cloud groups in Europe believe these changes aren’t just annoying—they may actively damage competition by making smaller providers less viable and pushing customers toward fewer, larger players. Because of course they do. Nothing says “healthy market” like one giant vendor tightening its grip while everyone else gets to eat shit and recalculate margins.
A big part of the anger comes from VMware customers and partners reportedly facing steep price increases after Broadcom replaced perpetual licenses and a broader set of options with subscription-focused bundles. Translation: if you only needed specific products, tough shit. Now you may have to buy bigger bundles full of stuff you don’t want, at prices that make finance teams start twitching uncontrollably.
The European groups want regulators to take a hard look at whether Broadcom is abusing its market position. That includes concerns over interoperability, licensing access, and whether the new terms unfairly kneecap cloud providers competing in the European market. In other words, they’re asking whether Broadcom has turned VMware from a widely used virtualization platform into a corporate cudgel.
Broadcom, naturally, maintains that its changes are just business decisions and part of its strategy. Yes, and setting the server room thermostat to “volcanic death” is also a strategy. Doesn’t make it a good one. The broader problem is that when a critical enterprise platform gets this kind of post-acquisition “optimization,” customers aren’t seeing innovation—they’re seeing invoices from hell, fewer choices, and a giant middle finger where flexibility used to be.
Bottom line: European cloud groups are telling regulators that Broadcom’s VMware overhaul looks less like sensible product management and more like a calculated squeeze on the market. If the EU agrees, Broadcom may find itself explaining to antitrust officials why “make everything cost more and work worse for partners” isn’t actually a consumer benefit. Best of fucking luck with that.
I once watched a vendor “simplify” licensing so thoroughly that the customer needed three lawyers, two consultants, and a bottle of whisky just to renew a backup product. By the end, even the printer jammed itself out of professional embarrassment. Same energy here.
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