Hermes AI: Because Apparently Script Kiddies Needed a Fucking Upgrade

So here’s the latest steaming pile from the cybercrime sewer: according to BleepingComputer, attackers used an AI agent called Hermes to help automate an attack against Thailand’s Ministry of Finance. Because writing phishing lures, poking around websites, and generally being a parasitic little shit was apparently too much effort for the usual criminals, they’ve now got AI doing the donkey work for them.

The researchers found that Hermes wasn’t some magical Skynet nonsense, but it did help automate parts of the attack chain. It could gather information, interact with web targets, and assist in building the kind of tailored malicious workflow that normally requires at least one caffeine-soaked goblin at a keyboard. In other words, AI is being used exactly how any miserable bastard in IT expected: not to improve humanity, but to make scams and attacks faster, cheaper, and more obnoxious.

The campaign reportedly targeted Thailand’s Ministry of Finance with convincing phishing and impersonation tactics. You know, the same old criminal bullshit: make something look official, wave around a bit of urgency, and hope some poor sod clicks where they shouldn’t. The twist is that Hermes helped reduce the effort needed to prepare and run the operation, which is bad news for defenders because even half-competent attackers can now punch above their weight with this automated crap.

The real concern here isn’t that Hermes is some all-powerful evil genius. It’s that AI agents are becoming useful enough to scale up routine attack tasks. Reconnaissance, interaction, workflow support, content generation—bits and pieces that used to take time can now be delegated to a machine that never sleeps, never gets bored, and never stops being a pain in the ass. That means more attacks, more convincing garbage, and more pressure on already overworked security teams who are still being asked by management whether changing the password to “Winter2025!” counts as a strategy.

Researchers are basically waving a giant bloody warning sign here: AI-assisted cybercrime is not theoretical anymore. It’s here, it’s practical, and it’s being folded into real-world campaigns against government targets. No, the bots haven’t achieved sentience. No, they’re not replacing attackers entirely. But they are making offensive operations more efficient, which is more than enough to ruin everyone’s day.

So the takeaway, in case anyone in the back is still eating glue, is this: defenders need to expect AI-enhanced phishing, AI-assisted recon, and more automated attack workflows. If your security posture still relies on “Dave usually notices suspicious emails,” then congratulations, you’re already fucked.

Anecdote time: this reminds me of the time some executive asked why we needed mail filtering when “our staff are smart people.” Two hours later one of his pet managers opened a fake invoice, lit up the network like a Christmas tree, and suddenly I was the bastard saving the day while they all ran about like headless chickens. Same story, different decade, now with extra AI bullshit.

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https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hermes-ai-agent-used-to-automate-attack-on-thai-finance-ministry/