Monday.com Joins the AI Layoff Excuse Parade — 20 Other Companies Already Drove the Same Shitty Bus
Right, so here we are again: another tech company discovering that “AI” is the perfect corporate deodorant for the smell of layoffs. This time it’s Monday.com, which has apparently decided to trim staff and wave the holy glowing buzzword around like it’s some divine mandate instead of the same old cost-cutting bullshit in a newer, shinier wrapper.
The TechCrunch piece is basically a running body count of tech companies in 2026 that have either directly blamed AI for layoffs, or at least shoved AI into the explanation hard enough that nobody misses the implication. Monday.com is just the latest genius to join the list, making 21 companies in total. Splendid. Progress, apparently.
The core pattern is depressingly familiar: executives prattle on about “efficiency,” “restructuring,” “automation,” and “focusing resources,” which is management-speak for “we found a way to sack people and pretend it’s innovation.” AI gets pitched as the reason jobs can disappear faster, teams can be “streamlined,” and workers can be treated like replaceable office furniture. Revolutionary stuff, if you’re a boardroom parasite.
According to the article, these companies aren’t all saying exactly the same thing, but the theme is clear enough even for management: AI is being cited as a factor in reducing headcount, changing hiring plans, or shifting spending away from humans and toward machine-generated slop. Some firms say AI made certain roles less necessary. Others say they need a “different mix” of workers. Which, translated from executive gobshite, means: “We’re cutting the expensive carbon-based units and betting on software.”
Monday.com’s inclusion matters because it shows this isn’t isolated to one doomed startup or one panicky mega-corp. It’s spreading across the industry like a fungal infection in a badly maintained server room. The list spans multiple kinds of tech employers, all eager to present layoffs as the inevitable result of AI transformation rather than a decision some well-paid bastard signed off on over catered lunch.
And let’s be honest: sometimes AI probably is changing workloads. But the article’s bigger point is that companies are increasingly comfortable saying the quiet part out loud. In previous waves, they’d mutter about “macroeconomic conditions” or “strategic alignment.” Now they can say “AI” and investors nod like trained seals while employees pack their shit into cardboard boxes. Elegant, really, in a morally bankrupt sort of way.
TechCrunch’s list serves as a grim little ledger of where employers explicitly tied workforce reductions to AI. It’s less a celebration of technological advancement and more a catalog of who’s decided that the best use of artificial intelligence is as an HR meat cleaver. If you wanted a tidy snapshot of how the industry is weaponizing hype to justify job cuts, there you go.
So the summary is this: Monday.com is the newest member of the “AI made us do it” layoff club, joining 20 other tech companies cited by TechCrunch. The article tracks a broader trend where AI is no longer just a product pitch or investor sedative — it’s now also an official excuse for reducing staff, reshaping teams, and squeezing more output from fewer miserable bastards. Same exploitation, new branding. What a fucking surprise.
Anecdote time: years ago, I watched a manager boast that automation would “free employees for higher-value work,” right before he fired half the department and made the survivors do three jobs each while the new system crashed every Thursday. He got a bonus, naturally. The machines weren’t intelligent, the plan wasn’t strategic, and the only thing truly optimized was the rate at which people were screwed. Business as usual.
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